Joe Soriano
O.J. LewisWhere would you go?
May 22nd 2010 02:15
King James the model?
Of course every single team would benefit from having Lebron in their squad. Hell, Lebron could even help the struggling Boston Red Sox!!! The guy is undeniably the most amazing athlete in the world right now (my apologies to Kobe, Lionel Messi and Peyton Manning). He is not just a benefit to you on the hardwood, but his presence in your city will increase you states revenue instantly! SO we know at this stage, everybody would be considering paying billions to get Lebron to their city. Investing in Lebron, is like investing in technology or petroleum - GUARNTEED MONEY! But if you were the next generations No. 23 - Where would you want to be?
NYC - One of the greatest cities the world has to offer. The Allure playing in the Madison Square infront of thousands of New Yorkers, so excited that some have coronary attacks at half-time on a good day! You would get to hang with you homie Jay-Z all day, takin' in the sites of NYC endless amounts of streets and amusements. Although you would be hanging with the elite of the country, playing ball in NYC give you more street cred than a crack dealer in queens! Plus lets us not forget the copius amount of models who will be pounding at your door, night in and night out! These are just very few reason why NYC may be the place where King James finally finds his Camelot.
Hollywood ready!
LA - Hollywood baby! Although this city if fast becoming as outdated as your mothers mullett. Hollywood still has that spark! You could take your pick of which ever aspring actress/model/dancer/karaoke queen/coke addict you want to hang with. Obviously you would become a hollywood superstar, which has its benefits (HIV, STD's and a trip to Betty Ford or a spor on Dr. Drew's show). Possibly do a few buddy cop movies, release a platinum album (ala Shaq) and also gain more experience playing in a Western conference so dominant its almost disgusting! Plus you get to play with Baron Davis, Blake Griffin and a bunch of talented nobodies!
......to be continued!
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